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  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the restroom.
  Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a hand!...
• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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• Minnesota Slogans 1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.
  ... 2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy....
• Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....