A Chinese Gentleman Was On Holiday In Paris When He Happened Upon A Very Stunning Lady Of The Evening, Who Was Only Too Willing To Accompany Him Back To His Hotel.

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A Chinese gentleman was on holiday in Paris when he happened upon a very
stunning lady of the evening, who was only too willing to accompany him
back to his hotel. They strolled arm-in-arm down the Champs d'Elysee the
few short blocks to the room, whereupon the Chinese gentleman set a
Guiness Book record for getting his clothes off, climbed into the bed and
made love to the young lady for quite a long time. The Chinese fellow
then said, "excusez moi, madame, je suis tres fatigue". He got up out of
the bed and walked to the window, where he took a deep breath. Then he
playfully dived under the bed, came up on the other side, and proceeded to
make love again. Having satisfied himself once more, he said, "excusez
moi, madame, je suis tres fatigue", and again got out of the bed, took a
deep breath at the window, and dived under the bed, only to come out on
the other side, reinvigorated enough to make love once more. After three
more "excuse moi's" and deep breaths at the window, it was the young lady
who said, "non, pardonnez moi, mais JE suis tres fatigue". She got up out
of the bed, walked to the window, took a deep breath, and turned to look
under the bed, where she saw three Chinese gentlemen lying in a row like
sardines.

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