A proper business man met a beautiful chorus girl, who agreed to spend the
night with him for a fee of $500. When he was ready to leave, he told her he
did not have the cash with him, but he would have his secretary mail her a
check calling it, "Rent for Apartment." On his way to the office he decided
that the whole thing was not worth the price he had agreed to pay, so he
decided to send her a check for $250.00 for rent of her apartment, along
with a note:
I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied
2. There would be plenty of heat
3. It was a small apartment
Last night I found it had been occupied
and there was not any heat; also, it was
entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:
Dear Sir:
1. I can not understand how you expected
such a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied.
2. As for the heat, there is plenty of it -
if only you knew how to turn it on.
3. As for the size of it, it was not my
fault you didn't have enough furniture
to fill my apartment.
