An Old Maid Wanted To Travel By Bus To The Pet Cemetery With The Remains Of Her Cat.

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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her
cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with
my wife. You two have alot in common."

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