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• An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
  As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy....
• The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
  Next day, the bus approached the same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again....
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
  With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the inside....
• Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
• A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
  Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
• Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the turnout was quite unique, here is his story
  His bus was named the 'Sesame Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source somewhere in his youth....
• The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.
  He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the driver to step on it....