At A Football Game Two Texans Were Seated Behind Two Nuns.

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At a football game two Texans were seated behind two nuns. One Texan said to
his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas. There are only ten Catholics
there."
His buddy replied, "I can't wait to get back to Houston. There are only five
Catholics there."
Finally, one of the nuns commented, "You both should go to hell! There
aren't any Catholics there!"

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