At a football game two Texans were seated behind two nuns. One Texan said to
his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas. There are only ten Catholics
there."
His buddy replied, "I can't wait to get back to Houston. There are only five
Catholics there."
Finally, one of the nuns commented, "You both should go to hell! There
aren't any Catholics there!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...