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• Once there was a man who went all through college and decided he didn't like it, so he dropped out to become a trolley car conductor.
  ..He loved the trolley cars...he had loved them since he had been a child in San Francisco....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The conductor was getting more and more fed-up with the orchestra.
  In particular, one female cellist was losing every way....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• This joke courtesy of orchestral trumpeter Michael Bowman) A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion.
  All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of them was the greatest....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• At The Symphony The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
  In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do....