A Young Couple From The Back Woods Get Married And Are On Their Way To Disneyland For Their Honeymoon.

A Young Couple From The Back Woods Get Married And Are On Their Way To Disneyland For Their Honeymoon.

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A young couple from the back woods get married and are on their
way to Disneyland for their honeymoon. When they got within 20
miles the man put his hand on his wifes' knee. She said "Oh,
darling, were are married now. You can go further."
So he drove to Miami.

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