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I Knew This Eccentric Frenchman Who Raises Carp In The South Of France.
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I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the
south of France. When the carp are full grown, he catches
them, skins them, and makes men's wallets out of the skins.
He is, in fact, a man known for his carp to carp walleting.
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