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• There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
  The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
• Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
  Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
• Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first say
  I'm getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up....
• Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
  The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
• Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
  They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
• So this sweet little old Jewish lady is walking down the street when she's suddenly accosted by a flasher -- the man jumps in front of her and whips open his coat!
  The lady stops, peers forward intently, and sniffs "Hah! You call that a LINING?!?...
• 3 old ladies Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
  One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful....
• There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
  The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....
• There was an old lady who lived in a shoe; She had so many children her uterious fell out.