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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an art dealer in New York City, making tons of money and everything.
  He was 30 and fixed for life, a millionaire, when he went to the doctor and found out that he had a very rare bone disease that was sure to kill him before he reached 31....
• One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
  He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....
• During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants.
  After the exam, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!...
• A man had a weird illness. Whenever he broke wind, it made the sound "Honda".
  He asked his doctor about it but the doctor (after months of tests and literature-reading) could not figure it out....
• A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
  The doctor examined him, and told him that the only way would be to replace his extremely large penis with a smaller one....
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• This swishy-type of guy went to the doctor for his physical.
  He got undressed and waited for the doctor to begin....
• A man visited his doctor and complained of feeling bad.
  Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...