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• 2 gays decide to have a baby. The one gets a sex change, becomes pregnant and the baby is born.
  When they go to the hospital nursery, they notice that all of the babys are crying except one....
• All Nurses Go To Heaven Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
  Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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• This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a business tour.
  When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby....
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• Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
  No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....