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Little Miss Muffet Crouched On A Tuffet, Collecting Her Shell-shocked Wits.
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Little Miss Muffet
Crouched on a tuffet,
Collecting her shell-shocked wits.
There dropped (from a glider)
An H-Bomb beside her-
Which blasted Miss Muffet to bits.
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