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Did You Hear That Saddam Hussein Was Meeting With Little Miss Muffet They We Both Talking About How The Kurds Were Getting In The Way!
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Did you hear that Saddam Hussein was meeting with Little Miss Muffet
They we both talking about how the Kurds were getting in the way!
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Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
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Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
- She thought she would get Iraq off....
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
Two midgets were talking. "How was your vacation at that nude ranch?
asked the first. "Strange," replied the second, "At first I thought I was in Iraq....
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way
Along came a spider and said what ya got in the bowl bitch....
I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
.. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
Did you hear about the lawyer who's wife complained that thing were getting dull in bed?
(hard to believe, huh?) She suggested that he might try a little bondage next time they get amorous....
Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is supposed to live in a bunker that's 60 feet underground?
Well most of us would be happy if he was just 6 feet underground....