Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Why Did The Theatre Critic Always Praise The First Show Of The Season?
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of
the season?
He didn't want to stone the first cast.
Related:
Let he who is stoned cast the first sin.
Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
Settle this first who moved the stone?
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man... ** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.
** If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time you ask, get a dog....
Good Things About Performing a Concert for the Pope 10.
Post-show party at Vatican City Hooters 9. "You suck" doesn't sound nearly as bad in Latin 8....