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  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
• Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of the season?
  He didn't want to stone the first cast....
• Computer Haikus Your file is that big? It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Chaos reigns within....
• A rolling stone gathers momentum.
• If (stone != rolling) moss++
• Big Man In a Small Town" Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
  He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town....
• 102 There once was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his patients alone.
  In a fit of depravity He filled the wrong cavity, And my, how his practice has grown!...
• If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku... Three things are certai
  Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred....