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  What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....
• Cost-cutting Adam Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
  Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....
• Good News, Bad News One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
  'I've got some good news and some bad news', The Lord said....
• Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve: 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
  9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote....
• Q: What did Adam say to Eve on their first evening together?
  A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!...
• Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please.
  Hang up before they have a chance to respond....
• The First Liar Never Has A Chance
• Italian pacifist slogan: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE.
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...