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• During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants.
  After the exam, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!...
• This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
  I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?...
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
• This German guy wants to marry this Polish lady, but Poland has a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish
  o, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed....
• 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
  2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
• A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door.
  Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that....
• This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
  "Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....