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• ed Forwarded from misc.misc by Jamie Walsh.} >From the Winchendon Observer, 19 December 1988
  12 Year Old Guinness Record Holder Dead (AP) December 18, 1988 - Streetly, England - Mario Morby, a 12 year old record holder in the "Guinness Book of World Records", was killed yesterday when he asphyxiated under the weight of hundreds of thousands of postcards that accidentally toppled on him....
• From danny@masscomp.UUCP Sun Jan 15 05:30:04 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: danny@masscomp.UUCP (Dan Pearl) Subjec...
• Mommy, Mommy, can I have a spoon?" "Why, dear?" "Well, grandpa's been sick, and Robby got all the lumps .
  .....
• A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....
• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
• Why have dogs been banned from the Vatican? Because, they pee on Poles.
• Florida Kicked Out of the U.S. WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
  The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From
  ob@perle.UUCP (Rob McDougall) Subject: alligators Keyword...
• A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash.
  He walks over to the bar, and orders a beer....