Last year on '20/20' Barbara Walters did a documentary on the customs of
American Indians. After a tour of the reservation, she inquired as to how the
number feathers in the indians' headdress was determined. She asked a brave
who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was "Me have only one
squaw, me have only one feather." She asked another brave, thinking the
first fellow was only joking. This brave had four feathers in his headdress.
He replied, "Ugh! Me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws."
Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws
involved, she decided to interview the chief.
The Chief had a full headdress of feathers which, needless to say,
amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do yuw haff tho many feathuh
in yuw headwess?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief,
me fuckem all - big, small, fat, tall - me fuckem all." Horrified, Ms.
Walters stated, "Yuw thould be hung!" The Chief replied, "You damned right,
me hung - big like buffalo, long like snake ..." Ms. Walters spluttered,
"Yuw dwon't haff to be tho damned hothtile!" The Chief replied, "Hoss-
style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me fuckem all!" Tears in her
eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Ow, dweer!" The Chief said, "No deer - me no
fuckem deer - asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No fuckem deer!"
hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR ! !
There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the
young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could
make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the
100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in
and declared he wanted her for his wife....
