Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time.
All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water
and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid,
dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every-
where."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...