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• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• An Irishman sat in a pub drinking beer all afternoon.
  The bartender was getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up....
• How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.
• Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
  How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
• A Brit and a Scot where standing on a corner talking when an Irishman walked up.
  You know what," said O'Brien, "I just went into that pub over there, ordered a pint, and played some darts....
• ANOTHER WAR STORY A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
  He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London....
• Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....
• What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.