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• Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.
  When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hyng low....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
  The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so, then he walked over to him and asked, "What are you doing, if I might ask?...
• There was once this Aggie who was doing research on various plant life.
  So he goes out to a ranch and asks the old rancher if he could get some milkweed from out of the pasture....
• Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar.
  In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....