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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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  The travel agent said, "I'm sorry, I handle Caribbean cruises....
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  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....