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I Have Found The Perfect Woman, I Could Not Ask For More, She Is Deaf, Dumb, Oversexed, And She Owns A Liquor Store.
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I have found the perfect woman,
I could not ask for more,
She is deaf, dumb, oversexed,
And she owns a liquor store.
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