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  She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
• Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that night.
  He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple Martini....
• Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling her mouth with pain-killers.
  When she cought her breath again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are doing ?...
• Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
  When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills....
• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....