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• A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
  At the end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field thinking it was halftime....
• From shelley@aimed.UUCP Wed Feb 1 02:20:05 1989 Flag
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• Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.
  } An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
  A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
• My favorite stupid bank robbery story happened here in Rochester, NY a few years ago.
  Man walks into the bank with a mask, pulls out a gun, and demands that the teller give him all the money....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....