A Mortician's Daughter Named Maddie,
Told An Eager, But Virginal, Young Laddie,
"If You Do As I Say,
We Can Have A Great Lay,
Since I've Buried More Stiffs Than My Daddy.
A mortician's daughter named Maddie,
Told an eager, but virginal, young laddie,
"If you do as I say,
We can have a great lay,
Since I've buried more stiffs than my daddy."