A Mortician's Daughter Named Maddie, Told An Eager, But Virginal, Young Laddie, "If You Do As I Say, We Can Have A Great Lay, Since I've Buried More Stiffs Than My Daddy.

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A mortician's daughter named Maddie,
Told an eager, but virginal, young laddie,
"If you do as I say,
We can have a great lay,
Since I've buried more stiffs than my daddy."

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