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  One day a student asked if he really believed that a horse shoe brought luck....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
  One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
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  He must also live on the first floor of his dorm....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• Grandma and Grandpa ... Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days".
  Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?...
• RETIREMENT -- FROM A CHILD'S VIEWPOINT After a Spring Break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays.
  One small child wrote the following: We always used to spend holidays with Grandpa and Grandma....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....