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Did You Hear About The Aggie That Shot His Dog?
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Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best
friend was screwing his wife!
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Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked....
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He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
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Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free delivery?...
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He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
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The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw....