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  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
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• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
  The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her....
• Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
  Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...
• First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
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• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
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• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....