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How Many Animals Can You Find In A Pair Of Pantyhose?
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How many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 1 ass, 2 calves, 1 pussy, 1000 hares,
maybe some crabs, and one dead fish nobody can find ...
Related:
Q: How many critters can you find in a pair of panty hose?
A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass and one beaver - they're still looking for the fish....
There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
Barbie Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 November 7, 1997 Santa Claus North Pole, Dear Santa
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya, Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME!...
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
How Smart Are You? ------------------ 20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot QUESTIONS 1.
Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
The Idiot Test 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3....