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  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
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• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
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• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
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