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• Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day.
  The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters....
• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Titanic Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?
  The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24....
• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....