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• It's sunning cats and dogs.
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• Gone to Heaven One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
  There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know"....
• The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven... One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
  The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know....
• Laws For Women To Live By: ** Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
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• Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
  Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do....