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Harry Bender:
"Imagine the appeals,
Dissents and remandments,
If lawyers had written
The Ten Commandments"
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God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said....
This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
Harry Sharp finally developed a way to clone human beings.
To test it, he made a duplicate of himself, and took the duplicate before a board of peers....
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
Harry, keep the change...
Harry... keep the change.
Harry went to a doctor to have his knees examined. "What are you doing that's making your knees so raw?
asked the doctor. "Well ... I like to do it doggie style, doc, and ....
171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin Who, without any urgin', Immeadiately spread like a fairy....