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Never Share A Foxhole With Anyone Braver Than You Are.
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Related:
Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you
Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ...
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
Never eat more than you can lift.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?