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• Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
  Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!...
• The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• When I grow up -- I want to be a Politicia
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....