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• If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
  Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story....
• Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
• I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
• I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend...
• The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
• The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
• Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
• How come wrong numbers are never busy!
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.