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• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....