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Always Remember You're Unique - Just Like Everyone Else.
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else
Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....