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• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• Bill hadn't been feeling very well lately, so he went to see his doctor.
  After running several tests, the doctor had the bad fortune of telling Bill the results....
• I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.
• I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
• I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days.
• Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
• Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
• I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....