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Frank Sinatra Says He's Been Insulted And No Longer Will Perform In New Jersey.
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Frank Sinatra says he's been insulted and no longer will perform in New
Jersey. We're making a list of performers we'd like our governor to insult.
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How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will soon join the show's cast.
"The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia Willis, public-relations director for D....
Continuing the series on scientific socialism... This NUTWORKS article fully supports the observations we have made about electricity.
Here in the Baltic we have made precise mesurements regarding the speed of electricity....
This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
The Benefits of Being Female ** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....