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There Are No Doors We Cannot Unlock," Says Gerry Ferraro.
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"There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro. What will this
administration do? Hire car thieves?
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American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
What this ticket is all about is not what America can do for women but what women can do for America," says Gerry Ferraro.
That really sounds quite Kennedyesque--Jackie....
Gerry Ferraro says we don't need government on our backs "but on every citizen's side.
These metaphors are getting under foot....
This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...
Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
Gerry Ferraro says voters face a "stark choice" in November.
Right. Stay home and be apathetic or go to the polls and be reluctant....
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.