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If Mr. Mondale Wants A Woman Veep Who's Well Known And Who Has Been Close To The Center Of Power He Might Ask Nancy Reagan.
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If Mr. Mondale wants a woman veep who's well known and who has been close to
the center of power he might ask Nancy Reagan.
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Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
Who said the GOP convention had no surprises? When Roger Staubach introduced Nancy Reagan he didn't ask her how she spells relief.
From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keyword...
GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND excerpted from "Kids Who Eat Paste" performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene
A podium, with the Presidential Seal and a few microphones on it....
More evidence Mr. Jackson doesn't understand the system
He took it as a put-down when Mr. Mondale didn't consider him for veep....
Mr. Mondale calls Mr. Reagan's statement that he has no plans for a tax increase a "fish story.
It looks as if this campaign will be no different from most others: carp, carp, carp....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....