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Sen. Lloyd Bentsen Is Getting Lots Of Ink As A Possible Running Mate For Fritz Mondale.
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Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz
Mondale. He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a
governor on a TV show.
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Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
No, just because Mr. Mondale says he's begun "broad consultations" with party leaders about a running mate doesn't mean he'll select a woman.
Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.
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