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Tip O'Neill Says Fritz Mondale's Running Mate Will Be Either Gary Hart Or A Woman.
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Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a
woman. That narrows it down to just over half the population.
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Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
No, just because Mr. Mondale says he's begun "broad consultations" with party leaders about a running mate doesn't mean he'll select a woman.
Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...
Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.