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• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
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• FOUR YEARS LATER... December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.
  C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
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  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
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• Your Baseball Team Isn't Doing Well 15> Your owner is named Marge and it appears there *is* a God.
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