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American History Is About Doors Being Opened," Says Gerry Ferraro.
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"American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro. And
sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them.
Related:
There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
What will this administration do? Hire car thieves?...
Republicans are finding it a delicate job to run against Gerry Ferraro.
It's hard for them to know whether to be on the offense, defense or simply the fence....
American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
What this ticket is all about is not what America can do for women but what women can do for America," says Gerry Ferraro.
That really sounds quite Kennedyesque--Jackie....
Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in American history.
We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A Naturalizer, maybe?...
One thing's sure about the upcoming vice presidential candidates' debate
Unlike Mr. Nixon in 1960, Gerry Ferraro won't lose votes because she has 5 o'clock shadow....
Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....