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• This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
  Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
• Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
  To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
• The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
• The congressional district Gerry Ferraro represents is the one Archie Bunker supposedly lives in.
  We're glad Fritz Mondale didn't pick Edith....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
  Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
• After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
  It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
• How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
• Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr.
  Mondale, an even bolder one would have been to pick Jane Wyman....